What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : I'm 24.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Is it because Trump is impulsive that he is never on time?

Me : Thank you.

Me : Sure.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Undercover cops in New York are riding the subways with iPods on to entice robbery. Is that a form of entrapment? If not, why not?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Why would Joseph Smith say that polygamy was God's law?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

What if you were the only and last person left on Earth. How will you survive and what would you do with your life?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Why are white men so obsessed with Asian women? I'm friends with people from all different backgrounds but I never see my other non-white male friends obsess over or talk about Asian women like I've seen the white ones do.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Me : I don't drink

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Do guys ever want to suck a dick even though they are straight?

He : Tea ?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me : Because it's month of August.

Some men love anal sex more than vaginal sex. Why?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Are fanservice-y characters (i.e. Lara Croft, Tifa Lockhart) immediately bad?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Is there a stereotype that South Indians are physically strong and muscular compared to other regions of India?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Why are the democrats keep insisting that there are more than two genders?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Why in my 60s do I have a strong desire to suck cock and swallow?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Have you ever met someone and something seemed so unusual about them but you couldn't put your finger on what it was?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

How do you say "I don't speak Italian yet, but I hope to speak it well one day. It would be a pleasure to learn Italian with you. Would you like to teach me Italian?" in Italian?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : Then let's have some coffee

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Do people of NYC drive around Central Park all the time? Is there any subway tunnel to cross the park quickly? Is it annoying for people and does it cause traffic?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Me : No